ADVENTURES OF

VEGAN & DOC

I ADDED BOTTOM INSTEAD OF FEET

ALMOST GREAT

NEEDLE AND THREAD

“JUST HOW LONG VEGAN IS IT GOING TO TAKE US TO INCH OUR WAY AROUND THE WORLD WAKING UP EVERYBODY TO QUIT KILLING AND EATING ANIMALS? MY FEET (BOTTOM) AND YOUR WIGGLE ARE GETTING SORE. LET’S JUST SEW UP EVERYBODY’S MOUTH AND THAT WILL TAKE CARE OF IT PRONTO!”

VEGAN looks like he has a sore tired body and is “limping” while DOC is holding a thick piece of  long thick thread and a long fat needle. 

ADVENTURES OF VEGAN AND DOC

 

 

WE HAVE TO DO THIS TOGETHER      ULTIMATE TRAIN RIDE

Hey DOC; your peel looks irritated; what’s eatin’ at you?

VEGAN, this is the Ultimate; I mean, the Ultimate Train Ride. We are training people how to shift from a diet that is killing them and torturing trillions of animals.   (SENTENCE NEEDS TO READ EASIER DOESN’T SEEM LIKE A WHO;E SENTENCE))

People, naturally born VEGAN just gotta change to crunchy or tender, savory and luscious, healthy and energy fused, limitless and limitless species of plants, grains, legumes, and foods grown from the earth. VEGAN, NOW THIS IS THE ULTIMATE DIET!!! VEGAN, you could be human; your diet is so close to humans. But I won’t tell them this; they will look at you and then look at themselves and they will be inchin’ to go in a different direction.  

DOC, you sure know how to prevent a train wreck!!!

 

 

LAST SENTENCE NEEDS WORK

ROTTEN TO THE CORE

Hey DOC, what is that stuff you are working on in your laboratory? 

VEGAN, I figured I better come up with a new product that would blast through the dead animal flesh in people’s colons before it gets any worse rotting away in their guts. It is a powerful formula to beat down, blast through, and flush out that old toxic black putrefaction that will end up killing a person the longer it stays in their bodies. Dead animal flesh was never meant for a human body and it does not know what to do with it once it goes into a human mouth. Not enough acid and enzymes to break it down and move it out. It just builds in the body as toxic waste. So, VEGAN, what’s a good name for my new product? 

VEGAN “EAT PLANTS -STAY ALIVE-WHAT GOES AROUND-COMES AROUND.”

 

 

GOOD ONE

ADVENTURES OF VEGAN AND DOC  HOKEY POKEY

Hey DOC; what are you doing? That looks familiar.

VEGAN, I am rehearsing; jump in and join me. I am teaching people how to do THE VEGAN HOKEY POKEY AND TURN THEIR LIVES AROUND to take on their natural VEGAN LIFESTYLE. You know; you put your veggies in the pot, stir them all around; leave the animals to their natural stomping ground; you do THE VEGAN HOKEY POKEY AND YOU TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND; VEGAN’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT ; YEAH!!!

 

 

I THINK THIS ONE IS OK

TIME FLIES

Hey DOC, what’s with the Clock? 

VEGAN, this is the clock of the future. I am setting it to the split second when the whole world will wake up and return to our natural VEGAN state. The split second where all animals will be set free. No one will kill, hurt, eat, wear, torture animals any longer; people’s minds and hearts will start ticking correctly and know that what they are doing is not right. This clock is set to ring loud and clear and where everyone, I mean everyone will have to hear. Vegans or animals won’t have to share another tear, cause that moment is coming and it’s very near. 

 

 

 

LETS TALK  PERFECT VISION

Hey, DOC; you don’t wear glasses, what are those gizmos you are wearing? 

VEGAN, I just made these eyes of the future. Put them on and then you will see what I mean.

Wow, DOC, I can see every animal roaming free; I see a planet full of healthy, vibrant,  loving, compassionate, kind people. All the people are eating plant foods, living in peace and harmony. I see the planet is pure and rich; water sparkling clear; the air fresh and clean; everyone singing and dancing in appreciation for this perfect world. DOC, don’t stop now…keep inventing…cannot wait for your next one. Hmmm. How bout a gizmo that manufactures limitless amounts of money and everyone on the planet can have everything they need and want. I am definitely a customer for that one; and I AM KEEPING this one; please make sure everyone gets this!

Move over DOC; I think it’s time for a noon nap. Can’t wait to share that dream!

BRAINWASHED

Hey DOC, what’s with the liquid bubbles?

VEGAN, a new formula for cleaning out brains that are used to fast food; dead animal flesh on a bun; crispy fried animal nuggets, and gnawing on baby animal bones. How awful can a brain think? Time to scrub a dub dub some new thinking into those old corroded toxic brains, don’t ya think? 

We will distribute this as THE NEW BRAIN WAVE OF THE FUTURE. Who couldn’t use a New Brain? New Brains for Everyone! 

OUT OF THIS WORLD

Hey DOC, whatcha doin’? That sure is one fancy looking vehicle; what’s that all about?

Hi VEGAN; Noah didn’t get the job done right apparently, so I am gonna take it to the next level. This is a space shuttle that will house a thousand animals and it has every comfort and convenience in it you can imagine. It has the ability to locate the perfect planets where animals can roam free without harm and pain. No humans around to kill, eat, and wear them. There is delicious food and pure water on them that will last a long time for their journey. Special areas for elimination that are purified and released from the shuttle. Every comfort and necessity that any of these loving innocent creatures may need. I am open to any of your ideas, VEGAN. Just say the word, and we will blueprint it into the project. WE GOTTA SAVE THESE ANIMALS AT ANY EXPENSE AND WORK. You in? You betcha, DOC. You knew my answer before you even asked. Where’s the drill and bits; keep on buildin’!!!

TONGUE TWISTER

Hey Doc; what is that gadget? I have never seen anything like that before; what does it do?

It’s my latest invention; it is called a TONGUE TWISTER; for people who find it difficult to give up eating animal flesh and by products. Watch this; you twist it around the tongue, give a slight turn, and it prevents anything that shouldn’t be going into or out of the mouth from occurring. No dead body flesh going in and no harmful words coming out. NOW HOW IS THAT FOR A DAY’S WORK AND INVENTION?