SAVE THE OCEAN ANIMALS
Gigantic boats and nets catch trillions of big and small fish every year. We cry just thinking about it; don’t you? In the picture DELICIOUS FAKE FISH MADE FROM PLANTS, no animal was killed or hurt in any way. Now, that is the kind of “fish” that is okay to eat…fake fish made from plants. Join the VEGAN WORLD OF PLANT FOOD…SAVE THE FISH AND EAT THE PLANTS
EAT DELICIOUS PLANTS NOT DEAD FISH
At VEGAN TO THE RESCUE, we are very thoughtful about the safety of these animals and want to make certain they are protected from any harm. Soooooooo, we want you to know that it is not good for a fish to be caught or trapped in a net to be cooked and eaten for food. NOPE NOPE NOPE. Can’t eat innocent fish…would not be a fun, happy thing for fish. Like you, they just want to swim and play free with their Buds. Soooo, humans are supposed to eat plants and not animals.
Hi, My name is Clownin’ Around. Me and my buds in the ocean laugh all day long. Now can you think of anything better than laughing and playing all day with your buds? Heck no! So catch these from the net and reel them in and you can share them with your best buds too!
Q: How did the mollusk get into college?
A: On a scallopship.
Q: What kind of guitar do fish play?
A: Bass
Q: Where do women fish keep their money?
A: In their octopurse.
Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the gym?
A: He pulled a muscle
Q: What do you call a shellfish with a messy room?
A: A slobster
Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
Q: How did the guppies get to the fishspital?
A: In a clambulance.
Q: What kind of horse swims underwater without coming up for air?
A: A seahorse
Q: What do you get when you cross a banker with a hammerhead?
A: A Loan shark!
Q: What do British sea monsters eat?
A: Fish & ships.
Q: What kind of fish do lionfish chase the most?
A: Zebra Fish!
Q: What birthday party game do fish like to play?
A: Salmon Says.
Q: Why don’t fish do well on school tests?
A: Because they work below C-Level.
Q: Why did the squid cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why are fish so well educated?
A: They swim in schools!
Q: Where does a fish keep his money
A: In the River Bank!
Q: How do fish know their weight?
A: They have scales.
Q: Where do you weigh whales?
A: At the whale-weigh station!
Q: What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
A: You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.
Q: Why do oysters go to the gym?
A: It’s good for the mussels.
Q: Who held the baby octopus for ransome?
A: Squidnappers!
Q: What do you call a fish that has two knees?
A: A tunee fish.
Q: What did the magician say to the fisherman?
A: Pick a cod, any cod!
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.
Q: How did the seahorse move so quickly?
A: He scalloped
Q: If fish lived on land, which country would they live in?
A: Finland.
Q: What was the humpback’s favorite TV show?
A: Whale of fortune!
Q: Why don’t fish play tennis?
A: Because they are afraid of the net.
Q: How do you keep a fish from smelling?
A: Pinch it’s nose.
Q: What do you call a smelly fish?
A: A stink ray.
Q: What was the name of the fish that destroyed Japan?
A: Codzilla.
Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: Mermaids
Q: Did you know that sharks can also squirt ink?
A: Just Squidding!
Q: Where do teachers send fish who misbehave?
A: To the Offish
Q: What do fish need to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin Sea.
Q: What is the best way to get in touch with a fish?
A: Drop it a line
Q: What is the most valuable type of fish?
A: A goldfish
Q: Why did the fish go to Hollywood?
A: He wanted to be a starfish!
Q: Where do fish sleep?
A: In water beds.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: Fssshh
Q: Where do bass wash up?
A: A river basin!
Q: What kind of fish chase mice?
A: Catfish.
Q: What do English whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish!
Q: What do you call a fish in a tuxedo?
A: Very soFISHticated
Q: Which fish work in hospitals?
A: Sturgeons
Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles